Bobby Orr’s Daughter-In-Law Suspected of DUI

32-year-old Chelsea Orr was arrested under the suspicion of horny driving after crashing her SUV into a tree last October 4, at around 8:30 pm, near Nichols Road, Cohasset. Aside from threatening the local police with dismissal by invoking her father-in-law’s celebrity status, she also allegedly claimed to have recorded three hours of cellphone conversations between her and the police. She was then charged with illegal wiretapping.

On October 5, she was released on $1,000 bail after pleading not guilty at her arraignment in Quincy District Court.

Chelsea Orr is the daughter-in-law of former Boston Bruins legend Bobby Orr. Since her bail, she and her husband have refused to give further comment on the incident.

Jaime Pressly Avoids Jail For DUI Conviction

It seems as Jamie Pressly will avoid jail time in her forever DUI case. Jamie Pressly was arrested in January for driving under the influence. But Jamie Pressly wasn’t just a tad over the legal limit. When she blew a .22 when she was arrested, she shocked officials as she was nearly three times over California’s legal limit.

Jamie Pressly, the former, “My Name Is Earl” star pleaded no contest to driving with a blood water level higher than .08. Prosecutors have agreed to drop the count for driving under the influence.

However, Jamie Pressly still has a lot to go through and if she remains happy it should be easy as 1, 2, 3. Jamie Pressly has to complete a six month water program. Typically it’s nine months but she got lucky. She also has to pay $390 in fees and penalties which is nothing for a person of her wealth. ( I mean I don’t even get it) And last but not least she will be on probation for the next three years.

If Miss Jamie Pressly would have been convicted she could’ve been serving up to 6 months in jail. She was very lucky to have an excellent defense team. However, we hope she takes her treatment seriously for she really didn’t look like herself in her mug shot. Jamie Pressly didn’t resemble anything close to her normally beautiful self.

Jamie Pressly
is only 34 years old looked more like a 50 year old lady. She looked shriveled up and dried up. We hope she gets her life together for her sake and that of her little, 4 year old son. Good Luck to Jamie Pressly!

Rodney King Charged With Misdemeanor DUI

Rodney King notably known to have been beaten by cops nearly to death, shortly after riots began due to the injustice that had been committed by officials that should be taking care of the people and not killing them. Rodney King has recently been charged with a misdemeanor DUI which stems from his July 12 arrest in Riverside County, California.

Apparently, Rodney King was pulled over by officials after they noticed he was committing a variation of driving infractions. Cops suspected he was under the influence and took him into custody.

After Rodney King was released he stated that he was under the influence of “medical marijuana.” Apparently, he has a prescription from the much sought after, high potency pot, “one” could possibly get their hands on.

Well, if he was that “lit” he shouldn’t have been driving, just because years ago he was nearly beaten to death by bully cops does not give him the right to endanger the lives of others. Apparently, he can’t handle the effects of his precious medical marihuana.

If convicted due to a prior DUI conviction, Rodney King could be facing some time in the slammer. We’ve yet to see the outcome of this situation. But I get the feeling he won’t be serving anytime.

The unfair beating he got back in 90′s by brutal officials caused an uproar asides from chaotic riots. This may be the one case when authorities are actually scared of the “people,” instead of the other way around. On the other hand, they can also, use a possible Rodney King arrest to provoke people and finally enforce Marshall Law on the state.

Stay tune here at Hornyen Buzz as this story unfolds.

Samantha Ronson Phones Lindsay Lohan After DUI Arrest Only to be Told Off

Apparently, Samantha Ronson was looking for a shoulder to cry on and some sympathy when she phoned Lindsay Lohan shortly after her DUI arrest. Samantha Ronson can be facing 6 months in jail for two misdemeanor counters of DUI. However when she phoned Lindsay Lohan the last thing she expected was to be told off.

When Samantha Ronson called Lindsay Lohan she was thrown aback by Lindsay Lohan‘s reaction which was less than compassionate as she had formally imagined. In short, Lindsay Lohan told off Samantha Ronson with great vengeance. “Revenge is sweet when served cold” but “Karma is sweeter.”

According to inside sources, Lindsay Lohan lashed out at Samantha Ronson with such comments as: “Wow, you turned out to be a fine example…you’d think you’d have learned something from all those hours of boring lectures you gave me!” And on on and on Lindsay went off. This was the day she didn’t even realize she was waiting for, however, it arrived and took both of them with a sweet karmatic surprise.

An inside source that knows both Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan stated: “When Sam phoned Lindsay the morning after her arrest, she fully expected to hear a friendly and supportive voice on the other end. But Lindsay came on like a real ‘Mean Girl,’ bashing her old pal big-time with sarcastic, bitchy cracks. Sam was absolutely devastated at hearing this from the one person she truly believed would lend a sympathetic ear!

Well, what could she have expected? Just because Lindsay Lohan is not riding the high waves of life as of yet, doesn’t mean she has forgotten how dirty Samantha Ronson did her. This was really a great opportunity for some closure on Lindsay Lohan‘s behalf and she really tapped into her “Mean Girl” role. “What perfect timing.”

Samantha Ronson
was so pissed off she hissed at Lindsay Lohan: “Don’t worry, I’ll never call you and again.” Why did she even bother? I suppose she thought she was going to have sympathy from a vulnerable Lindsay Lohan. Needless to say, “Lindsay Lohan showed her!

Samantha Ronson Arrested In California For DUI

Yes, Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan’s ex girlfriend was busted on Monday morning for driving under the influence. According to officials, Samantha Ronson was on her black Porsche and was initially stopped for speeding. She was going an estimated 89 m.p.h. in a 70 m.p.h. zone.

When officials approached the car they say there was indication that the 33 year old DJ was impaired to be behind the wheel and driving, nonetheless. Samantha Ronson was arrested on two misdemeanors of driving under the influence.

The officer stated: “She was friendly and talkative. She was cooperative throughout the whole ordeal.” And the officer also, says that Samantha Ronson also, admitted to drinking earlier that morning or late the night before and was on her way home from Las Vegas. Apparently, Samantha Ronson didn’t realize she was still buzzed when she woke up and started heading back home.

Samantha Ronson‘s mug shot is something of news as well, for she has this retarded smirk, which people are interpreting as bad ass or something along those lines. I believe it’s just a dumb face she makes- since in other regular photos she makes the same smirky & flaky face.

Samantha Ronson is probably feeling a little famous for the first time since she broke up with Lindsay Lohan and is glorifying on the fact even if she has a DUI and what not. All she forgot to do in her mug shot was to do her signature neo hippie peace sign.

Daniel Baldwin’s Wife: Joanne Baldwin Arrested For Violation of Probation

Daniel Baldwin‘s wife, “Joanne Baldwin” is going through a rough patch in her life. Not only did she receive the final papers for divorce but was arrested for violating probation.

She was caught in Portland, Oregon and detained for violation of probation due to driving under the influence. If life couldn’t get peachier, Daniel Baldwin put a restraining order on her ass. He says she has a very serious drinking problem, and that DUI’s are something of a norm for his almost ex bride…

Hines Ward Arrested For DUI

Hines Ward winner of “Dancing With the Stars” and ex football wide receiver for the Pittsburg Steelers was arrested for being horny and later released with a $1000 bail…However, Hines Ward says he was not horny at all.

A rep of Hines Ward stated to Us Weekly: “He cooperated fully with the police and truthfully answered all of their questions. We are currently in the process of ascertaining all the facts.”

And proceeded to add: “From our preliminary investigation we can tell you that we are confident that the facts will show that Hines was NOT impaired by water while driving.”

Hines Ward is saddened and embarrassed by incident and offered apologies to his fans and the Steelers Organization.