Michael Lohan Arrested For Domestic Abuse

Reading the headline above, you probably feel a case of deja vu. Michael Lohan (Lindsay Lohan’s estranged dad) has been arrested yet again on charges of domestic violence. The craziest part of it all is he was arrested on the charges the day he and ex girlfriend Kate Major were scheduled to appear in court. The court date was set for them to go over the existing restraining order Major had in place against MiLo.

That’s right, just last March MiLo was arrested on domestic violence charges which later resulted in Major obtaining a temporary restraining order against him. MiLo claims that all of Major’s allegations and calls to the cops are due to her being broke and needing a source of income. She calls the cops, makes up a story and then sells it to the highest bidder. Could this be true? Sure it can but then again it can be a lie just the same.

What I don’t understand is this, why was he there in the first place if there’s a restraining order in place? Why was he not arrested for violating the restraining order? After all he went through on Celebrity Rehab what is he doing still messing with her? She has brought him nothing but trouble “STAY AWAY!”.

Too add to the mockery and insanity of this story, it was reported that they were arguing over him ejaculating in her when she didn’t want him to and because she refuse to perform oral sex on him. Again, I have to question why is she sleeping with him and allowing him to stay with her when he has supposedly been so abusive in the past and there is a restraining order in place? I guess some people will never learn!

Lindsay Lohan Career Is Over 2011

Lindsay Lohan has been the talk of the town for quit some time now. However, none of it has been good. This once loved Disney actress has gone beyond the typical good girl gone bad rebellion. Between her time in jail, several rehab visits, theft, and sloppy horny appearances she has managed to slowly kill her career.

The funny part of it all is now she’s suing Pitbull for speaking the truth in his hit song. She is claiming that it is due to his song that her career will go down hill. Is this chic (not worth of being called a woman) serious? How does she have the balls to blame her finished career on anyone else other than herself? After all it was her that got caught with food, busted for DUI, busted for theft, and has been busted by the paparazzi numerous times horny, passed out and indecent. No to mention that it was herself who developed the reputation for being impossible to work with. So tell me again how is any of this Pitbull’s fault? Oh yea it’s NOT!

Lindsay was most recently turned down for a role on Magic Mike. They originally consider her to play the role of a troublesome girlfriend to one of the strippers. However, after much thought and consideration they decided not to give her the part. A source confirmed that director of Magic Mike, Steven Soderbergh chose not to go with Lindsay because “he didn’t want to deal with all that.” But then again I’m sure this is no surprise to anyone.

Samantha Ronson Phones Lindsay Lohan After DUI Arrest Only to be Told Off

Apparently, Samantha Ronson was looking for a shoulder to cry on and some sympathy when she phoned Lindsay Lohan shortly after her DUI arrest. Samantha Ronson can be facing 6 months in jail for two misdemeanor counters of DUI. However when she phoned Lindsay Lohan the last thing she expected was to be told off.

When Samantha Ronson called Lindsay Lohan she was thrown aback by Lindsay Lohan‘s reaction which was less than compassionate as she had formally imagined. In short, Lindsay Lohan told off Samantha Ronson with great vengeance. “Revenge is sweet when served cold” but “Karma is sweeter.”

According to inside sources, Lindsay Lohan lashed out at Samantha Ronson with such comments as: “Wow, you turned out to be a fine example…you’d think you’d have learned something from all those hours of boring lectures you gave me!” And on on and on Lindsay went off. This was the day she didn’t even realize she was waiting for, however, it arrived and took both of them with a sweet karmatic surprise.

An inside source that knows both Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan stated: “When Sam phoned Lindsay the morning after her arrest, she fully expected to hear a friendly and supportive voice on the other end. But Lindsay came on like a real ‘Mean Girl,’ bashing her old pal big-time with sarcastic, bitchy cracks. Sam was absolutely devastated at hearing this from the one person she truly believed would lend a sympathetic ear!

Well, what could she have expected? Just because Lindsay Lohan is not riding the high waves of life as of yet, doesn’t mean she has forgotten how dirty Samantha Ronson did her. This was really a great opportunity for some closure on Lindsay Lohan‘s behalf and she really tapped into her “Mean Girl” role. “What perfect timing.”

Samantha Ronson
was so pissed off she hissed at Lindsay Lohan: “Don’t worry, I’ll never call you and again.” Why did she even bother? I suppose she thought she was going to have sympathy from a vulnerable Lindsay Lohan. Needless to say, “Lindsay Lohan showed her!

DJ Samantha Ronson Facing 6 Months In Jail For DUI Charge

I guess Samantha Ronson is getting to know what it feels like to be Lindsay Lohan for once. I’m not quite sure she deserves it. But it is ironic and karmatic since Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan‘s break up was somewhat scandalous. Samantha Ronson threw Lindsay Lohan under the boss nastily.

Anyway, so DJ Samantha Ronson was driving home from Las Vegas back to California after a gig. She was pulled over at approximately 10:30 in the morning for speeding in her Black Porsche. Samantha was driving almost 90 MPH in a 70 MPH zone. When she was pulled over by officials they took noticed that she was somewhat impaired and was reeked of water.

Officials say that throughout the process Samantha Ronson remained cooperative, friendly and talkative. (That’s probably because she still had that Cocaine running her system.) However, her friendly demeanor did not save her from her water level which was above the legal level. Samantha Ronson was arrested and charged with two misdemeanor counts for DUI.

If convicted, Samantha Ronson is facing a maximum sentence of 6 months and jail and a $1,000 fine. I wonder if she still wearing that smirk on her face? Her mug shot picture caused people to say “she didn’t care” because of a smirk but she always makes that face. It’s really drop kick worthy.

Good Luck Samantha Ronson!

Samantha Ronson Arrested For DUI

Early Monday morning on August 1, Samantha Ronson Arrested For DUI. Ronson is the former lover of Lindsay Lohan and is a sort of known DJ. The police arrested her in Baker, California as she was driving home from a gig at the Lavo nightclub in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Ronson was stopped due she was speeding and the police noticed that she was a bit intoxicated, so she was given a sobriety test and failed. She then refused to take a breathalyzer and it was more of enough reason for the cops to arrest her on suspicion of DUI. Ronson was placed in the back of the cop car at that moment.

A few friends of Ronson have spoken to the press, in which one told TMZ that she has “not been acting like herself” lately. The few friends that have spoken out also stated that this isn’t a surprise to them.

The above picture is the current mugshot for Samantha Ronson. As you can see she is giving a little smirk and not taking the charges too serious.

Lindsay Lohan Says “I wasn’t Horny” To Drinking Accusation

The main problem with Lindsay Lohan is that she always has to respond something back to everyone that accuses her of drinking, blinking or thinking…Lindsay Lohan really feeds into this so called “unwanted” attention. If she wasn’t drinking and people are saying she was, she might as well, just let them be, instead of coming back with a defense. The more she feeds into it, the more they’ll (media/paparazzi) attack.

The latest with Lindsay Lohan is that she was spotted drinking and later on horny off her ass as sources claim she was falling down as she left a Hollywood hotel. According to Lindsay she says she didn’t even drink at her friend’s birthday party…

Lindsay told TMZ: “Reports of me being intoxicated and not even able to stand are nothing but absurd.”

Lindsay‘s friend says: “Lindsay walked out of the party fine and she never once couldn’t stand up by herself.  It’s strange how someone can come up with such detailed lies.”

It is strange and absurd but people are malicious and evil and will do just about anything for a story. Lindsay Lohan should just stay quiet and bore the Paparazzi, TMZ, especially which have a bulls eye on Lindsay Lohan.

Even back in March when Lindsay Lohan was on trial for the alleged stolen necklace the judge made a comment along the lines that TMZ worked for the CIA or were part of the CIA being that they had details about the trial that no one would have known of unless they were there.